Funnies

Scene: Sitting by the camp fire

Andrew: Do you want to sit here?

Me: No, I want to sit by my husband.

Andrew: That's not your husband!

Me: What is he then?

Andrew: {Pause . . . (thinking)}

Andrew: He's your step-husband!

LoL

I guess that makes sense since Jonathan is the boy's step-dad, he must be my step-husband ;)

Kids are too smart!

This is the fire that the kids built . . . and yes, the adults took some off before lighting it - LoL

Scene: Waiting for the fireworks to start

Andrew: Howl like a coyote

Me: {hooooooooooooooowlllllllllll, howl, howl, etc.}

Andrew: {looked at me}

Andrew: No, like a real coyote!

LoL

I guess I'll have to work on my howling technique ;)

Scene: Kitchen cutting strips of dough for little smokies - making pigs in a blanket

Me: {Using a knife to cut strips of dough}

Stacy: {gets out pizza cutter to make the process faster & better}

Me: ahhhh, I've never used a pizza cutter

Colten: What? You've never used a pizza cutter?

Kids are great for the soul!

There were more things that made me laugh, but I didn't write them down and I forgot them! So, write down the funny things your kids say because if you think you'll remember them all, you're wrong ;)